Humor

Sometimes you sit there and think despondently: God, why do I deserve all this?!

And then you remember why.

And you think then: Well, it's not that bad...

Love your enemies, they are your most loyal fans.

– Father, can I leave in the middle of the service? My wife wants me to go shopping with her.

– In no way. A prayer and a memorial service are ahead.

– Thank you very much, Father!!!

At heart, all people are good. Only the depth is different.

Folk wisdom: "If a righteous person appears in a family, then everyone else automatically becomes martyrs."

I’ve bought a smart refrigerator ... Every time I try to open it after 18-00, it speaks: "man shall not live by bread alone, patience is the mother of virtue, if there is a day, there is food."

You will not surprise me, grandson, with wireless connection! I've been praying for 70 years!