I’ve bought a smart refrigerator ... Every time I try to open it after 18-00, it speaks: "man shall not live by bread alone, patience is the mother of virtue, if there is a day, there is food."

You will not surprise me, grandson, with wireless connection! I've been praying for 70 years!

If someone distanced themselves from you – do not get upset ... Perhaps this is God's answer to your prayer: "But deliver us from evil!"

– Do you know when the fasting ends? So that we could eat meat at ease.
– Can't you eat it?
– I do eat.... But somehow ill at ease.

– Father, I’ve received a pension ID card with number 666 ...

– And in my Bible, the book of Ecclesiastes begins on page 666, what shall we do?

At the sermon:

– Who here knows what needs to be done before asking the Lord for forgiveness for your sins?

A voice from the audience:

– To sin?!

Do not judge others for not sinning like you.