– Do you know when the fasting ends? So that we could eat meat at ease.
– Can't you eat it?
– I do eat.... But somehow ill at ease.

– Father, I’ve received a pension ID card with number 666 ...

– And in my Bible, the book of Ecclesiastes begins on page 666, what shall we do?

At the sermon:

– Who here knows what needs to be done before asking the Lord for forgiveness for your sins?

A voice from the audience:

– To sin?!

Do not judge others for not sinning like you.

– Father, what should I take for anxiety?"

– Take the God’s will!

A woman confessing to a priest:

– I am a sinner, father, I’m beset with pride. Every day I look in the mirror! And when I do this, I admire myself and think: "Oh, how beautiful I am!"

– Well, it's not a sin, it's a delusion!

Collection of donations in the church. All put $50. One man puts 1000 by mistake. Having realized that, he says to the father about the mistake. The latter calms him down: "Do not worry, child. This thousand will be counted as 50 to you".